How can I married the rich?

In a American major BBS’s financial space, a beautiful young who comes from America post a topic for asking a problem that how can I marry a rich man.

I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m looking to get married to a guy who make sat least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who makes 500K or more on this board? Are you married? Could you send me some tips that how can I marry the guys like you? I dated a business man who makes average around 250,000 a year. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000won’t get me to central park west. Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings. Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you looking for in a mate?

-Is there an age range I should be targeting?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the Upper East Side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain Jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop-dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?
- How you decide marriage and just a girlfriend? (I am looking for marriage only.)

—-Ms Pers

Following is an answer from a financier:

” Dear Pers,
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time; I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500,000 per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and to bring my money. Fine, it’s simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…In fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful.

Therefore, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest by 35 stick a fork in you.

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, nota buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades Indeed an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the$500,000 hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money that $500,000 per year and it’s much easier than to find your sugar daddy.

With all that said, I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

—-Rob Campbell

J.P.Morgan Diversified Industrials Investment Bankin

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